The latest meteorologist and media craze that has swept the country to help entice us naïve consumers into frenzy and fear, so we are lured to their news product. Previously known by 100% of the population as “a big snow storm”, the new term provides a thrilling apocalyptic connotation that electrifies our emotions.
Here are a few other new terms that follow the same tactic as our meteorologists:
- I just had an Automobile Appendage Explosion – a flat tire.
- Our house had Massive Cesspool Engulfment – toilet overflowed.
- He had Caustic Epidermis Deterioration Syndrome – body odor.
I wonder if Dairy Queen will rename the Blizzard to Bomb Cyclone?